Friday, July 20, 2007

OF GREAT CONCERN

Oh! humankind
disturbed to find
he has left it up
and she has left it down
has it not occured to mind
that she could leave it up
and he could leave it down
in order that they might find
a lasting peace of mind

The great debate
as of this late
is as to whether
the toilet paper
should go over
or under the roller

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It never occured to me
until age 53
that I a man could actually pee
'standing free'
in other words, sitting down
no splash -- no sound
just don't do it
with a women around