Thursday, October 11, 2007

LIES THEN WHOPPERS

Stop your crying
or the boogey man
will get you

Be very good
or Santa Claus
will pass you by

Don't cry
the tooth fairy
will exchange your tooth
for a dollar

Don't play
with yourself
hair will grow on your palm
or you will get zits
then everyone
will know

Go to church
and pray
or when you die
you will find yourself
in hell

In your twenties
the evil dictator
has the bomb
you must destroy
that monster

If you don't
go to war
we will watch your ass
and the rest of you
as a suspect
as a possible traitor
and that may
not be a lie

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